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Three mice are being chased by a cat.
The mice were cornered when one of the
mice turned around and barked, "Ruff! Ruff! Ruff!" ... View Full Sms


Once there were three turtles. One day they
decided to go on a picnic. When they
got there, they realized they had forgotten the ... View Full Sms


The teacher to a student: Conjugate the verb
"to walk" in simple present.
The student: I walk. You walk .... ... View Full Sms


Father: What did you do today to help
your mother?
Son: I dried the dishes ... View Full Sms


A: Look at your face I know what
you had for breakfast
B: What was it? ... View Full Sms


A: Why are all those people running?
B: They are running a race to get
a cup. ... View Full Sms


Patient: Doctor, I think that I've bitten by
a vampire.
Doctor: Drink this glass of water. ... View Full Sms


B: Yes, sir. You are a taxi.
Submitted by ClŠudia Almeida
A: Why are you crying? ... View Full Sms


A teenage girl had been talking on the
phone for about half an hour, and then
she hung up. ... View Full Sms


PUPIL: "Would you punish me for something I
didn`t do?"
TEACHER:" Of course not." ... View Full Sms


 

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