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Headmaster: I've had complaints about you, Johnny, from
all your teachers. What have you been doing?
Johnny: Nothing, sir. ... View Full Sms


Teacher: "Nick, what is the past participle of
the verb to ring?"
... View Full Sms


Teacher: "I don't think, I KNOW!"
Nick: "I don't think I know either, Sir!"
Submitted by Bernadette Kelly ... View Full Sms


Doctor, doctor! I'm terribly worried. I keep seeing
pink striped crocodiles every time I try to
get to sleep. ... View Full Sms


Doctor, doctor! I've swallowed a spoon.'
Sit down and don't stir.'... View Full Sms


Worried woman: 'Doctor, I think I'm pregnant.'
Doctor: 'But I gave you the Pill.'
Worried woman: 'Yes, I know. But it keeps ... View Full Sms


Receptionist: 'The doctor is so funny he'll soon
have you in stitches.'
Patient: 'I hope not - I only came ... View Full Sms


Patient: 'Doctor, sorry to trouble you again, but
what can you give me for flat feet?'
... View Full Sms


Patient: 'Doctor, my hair keeps falling out. Have
you got anything to keep it in?'
... View Full Sms


Patient: 'Doctor, how can I live to be
a hundred?'
Doctor: 'Well, I suggest you give up eating ... View Full Sms


 

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