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(Scene - Ajit ordering his chela to kill
the enemy.)
AJIT: “Robert, Ise varnish mein daal do, ... View Full Sms


AJIT: Robert, in kutton ke saamne yeh Compooter
laga do aur
debugger istarrt kar do. ... View Full Sms


(Scene - Ajit thoroughly disgusted with Mona daaa..arrling’s
typing.)
AJIT: Raaberrt, Mona ke dono hathon ko kaat ... View Full Sms


Robert: Boss, mere teen bacche hue. Unko kya
naam doon?
AJIT: Ek ka naam rakhna Peter, doosre ka ... View Full Sms


(Scene - Robert gets a sidey to Ajit.)
Robert: Boss, humne sidey ko pakad liya
AJIT: Ise maar ke pulees station ke saamne ... View Full Sms


The husband who wants a happy marriage should
learn to keep his mouth shut and his
... View Full Sms


The marriage of Marxism and feminism has been
like the marriage of husband and wife depicted
in English common law: Marxism and feminism are ... View Full Sms


The most happy marriage I can imagine to
myself would be the union of a deaf
... View Full Sms


The only one of your children who does
not grow up and move away is your
... View Full Sms


The theory used to be you marry an
older man because they are more mature. The
new theory is that men don't mature. So ... View Full Sms


 

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