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How many Marxists does it take to screw
in a light bulb?
None, the seeds of revolution and change are ... View Full Sms


I love deadlines. I especially like the whooshing
sound they make as they go flying by.... View Full Sms


Needing someone is like needing a parachute. If
he/she isn't there the first time you need
him, chances are you won't be needing him ... View Full Sms


Men are like fine wine: They all start
out as grapes, and it is your job
to stomp on them and keep them in ... View Full Sms


Men are like computers: Hard to figure out
and never have enough memory.... View Full Sms


Men are like coolers: Load them with beer,
and you can take them anywhere.... View Full Sms


Men are like coffee: The best ones are
rich, warm, and keep you up all night
... View Full Sms


Men are like horoscopes: They always tell you
what to do, and they are always wrong.... View Full Sms


Men are like plungers: They spend most of
their time in the hardware store or the
... View Full Sms


Men are like parking spots: The good ones
are taken, and the rest are handicapped.... View Full Sms


 

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